Posted by Jeff Johnson on January 20, 2003 at 02:07:33:
In Reply to: oh leanord posted by Jeff Johnson on January 20, 2003 at 01:26:13:
: knew a guy named leanord
: who lived with the pigs
: down on the farm
: down in the sticks
:
: I had a sister I didn't like
: so I told old leanord
: that she was really
: really fine
: reallyyy fine
:
: told my sister I knew a
: guy
: who could make here eyes roll
: and here head spin
: and her head spin
: owned a cattle ranch
: and had quite the herd
: owned a cattle ranch
: and had quite the herd
:
: now my sister was dumb as a goat
: and just about as clean
: so I really didn't think I was being that mean
: so I really didn't think I was being that mean
: so old leanord got all revved up
: and started feeling hot - hot-hot
: I and I just couldn't help it
: and that's no lie
:
: I said my sister the's
: prettiest girl hed ever see
: smells like jasmine
: and kisses like a honey bee
: kisses like a honey bee
: my sister didn't believe me
: when I told here leanord was
: some kind of a stud
: so I went and bought her
: three six packs of bud
: three six packs of bud
:
: I told old leanord
: to give his pigs a bath
: and tell my sister
: his herd of cows ran away
: oh those cows they ran all away
: my sister could barely
: walk by now -
: and the bud was all gone
: and the bud was all gone
:
: and I think maybe she had a drinking problem
: but I was never was quite sure
: never quite sure
: and when she tried to talk
: I thought I heard here say
: I thought I heard her say
: let me marry leanord
: he's the man for me
: and before this day is over
: it's my love he'll see
: it's my love he'll see
: well I could see
: that things were turning
: out just right
: and that this was goin be
: leanord's lucky night
: this was goin be his lucky night
: and then way off yonder
: I thought I saw a light
:
: and a voice said to me
: you know this just ain't right
: this just ain't right
: so I went and told leanord
: that the pigs would have to do
: and I told my sister
: that her love affair was thru
: her love affair was thru
: I took my sister
: to a meeting that night
: a meeting that night
: my sister stopped drinkin
: and now she takes a bath
: and well, old leanord must
: of heard that voice too
: heard that voice too
: because now he's the minister of are pew
: now he's the minister of are pew
: and some people
: tell me I'm crazy now
: you shouldn't see the light
: and hear voices anyhow
: you shouldn't see the light
: and hear voices anyhow
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