Posted by Jeff Johnson on January 20, 2003 at 01:26:13:
knew a guy named leanord
who lived with the pigs
down on the farm
down in the sticks
I had a sister I didn't like
so I told old leanord
that she was really
really fine
reallyyy fine
told my sister I knew a
guy
who could make here eyes roll
and here head spin
and her head spin
owned a cattle ranch
and had quite the herd
owned a cattle ranch
and had quite the herd
now my sister was dumb as a goat
and just about as clean
so I really didn't think I was being that mean
so I really didn't think I was being that mean
so old leanord got all revved up
and started feeling hot - hot-hot
I and I just couldn't help it
and that's no lie
I said my sister the's
prettiest girl hed ever see
smells like jasmine
and kisses like a honey bee
kisses like a honey bee
my sister didn't believe me
when I told here leanord was
some kind of a stud
so I went and bought her
three six packs of bud
three six packs of bud
I told old leanord
to give his pigs a bath
and tell my sister
his herd of cows ran away
oh those cows they ran all away
my sister could barely
walk by now -
and the bud was all gone
and the bud was all gone
and I think maybe she had a drinking problem
but I was never was quite sure
never quite sure
and when she tried to talk
I thought I heard here say
I thought I heard her say
let me marry leanord
he's the man for me
and before this day is over
it's my love he'll see
it's my love he'll see
well I could see
that things were turning
out just right
and that this was goin be
leanord's lucky night
this was goin be his lucky night
and then way off yonder
I thought I saw a light
and a voice said to me
you know this just ain't right
this just ain't right
so I went am told leanord
that the pigs would have to do
and I told my sister
that her love affair was thru
her love affair was thru
I took my sister
to a meeting that night
a meeting that night
my sister stopped drinkin
and now she takes a bath
and well, old leanord must
of heard that voice too
heard that voice too
because now he's the minister of are pew
now he's the minister of are pew
and some people
tell me I'm crazy now
you shouldn't see the light
and here voices anyhow
you shouldn't see the light
and here voices anyhow