Posted by Jeff Johnson on December 07, 2003 at 03:19:38:
throw me a bone
throw me a bone now
don't look at me like I'm a dog
don't ask me to beg
throw me that bone
throw me that bone now
don't rub me
don't pet me
don't scracth my ears
don't look at me like I'm a dog
I might look dumb
but listen up
I know this really cool cat
who thinks he's italian
some night when it's dark and cold
he'll come see ya
while your eye's are closed
and your laying there sleeping
he's a cool cat
don't carry no gun
but listen real hard
and hear me now
this cat is dangerous
a cool bad ass cat
one night he ate
thirty two rats
he's gonna be on you
like ants on a honeyed uped biscut
he'll claw your ass
he'll bite your ears
and by the time you wake up
you'll know real fear
so throw me that bone
and don't look at me
like I'm a dog
cool cat says your a punk
says he'll kick your ass
and give you the claws
cool cat don't obey no laws
so give me that bone
and I'll make cool cat
leave you alone
::chorus::
cool cat oh cool cat
he dark and mean
and his eye's are moonbeam green
and one night he ate thirty two rats
so listen up
I wan't a jumbo sack of
bones
the good stuff
imported bones from france
and I'll share them with cool cat
and then will dance
::chorus::
imported bones from france
and I'll share em with cool cat
and then will dance
and after the bones are all
ate up and gone
me and cool cat
are gonna sleep
and don't that sound neat
then we wan't a movie deal
cool cat wan'ts that hot kitty brittney
to be in his
and I wan't
"oh no - she's no pouch" cindy crawford
to be in mine
and after that cool cat say's
we'll be rolling in bones
and all the top producers
a be calling us on the
phone
::chorus::
we'll be rolling in bones
and all the top producers
will a be calling us on the
phone
so throw me that bone
throw me that bone now
::chorus::
whoof whoof howl howl(long cool drawn out wolf howls)