Posted by MICHAEL C. on October 21, 2003 at 17:09:39:
YO,YO,YO,YO,YO,
LET ME IN YO,
BEFORE I LEVEL YOU SCRONY LITTLE A**,
BECAUSE YO SUCK TO MUCH BASS,
I CAME IN TO PLOW YO MOMMA,
LIKE YOU DADDY PLOWS YA,
I HOP ON TOP AND BANG THAT A** NOW,
AND YO SCREAM NOOOOOOOO!,
"YO DON'T CALL THE COPS,
THEY CAN'T POP ME,
THEY CAN'T CATCH ME,
I'M TOO FAST FOR THEIR FAT A**ES,
JUST LIKE YA SISTA, SHE'S FAST WIT ME,
THE COPS GET POPPED,
I JUST CAN'T BE STOPPED,"
YO WANT ME TO COME BACK FOR MORE,
I CAME BACK, BUT YOU SAID "H*** NO,"
I KILL YO A**,
YOU MOMMA KILLED YA DADDY,
I KILL YO MOMMA,
D***..... GUESS WHAT,
THAT LEAVES YA SISTA,
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'M NOT GONNA KILL THAT B****,
I GONNA F*** AND CARESS HER PRECIOUS P***Y,
SHE LOVES THE SMOOTH FEELING OF MY FINGERS,
WE GO TO MALIBU,
IN MY BIG A** CADILLAC DEVILLE,
BOUNCING THAT A** DOWN THE ROAD,
COPS ON MY TAIL,
SHE TELLS ME TO JUST BAIL,
I TELL HER TO "SHUT THE F*** UP,
MIND YO OWN BIZ,
B****, SHUT UP THAT NASTY ACT,
I MAY NOT F*** YO THE WAY YO LIKE,
BUT I'M NOT A CRIMINAL,
I'M TIRED OF YO WEAK S***Y A** COUNTRY GRAMMER,
GET SOME OF THOSE P.I.M.P.S WHO WALK AND TALK LIKE ME,
D***! OUT OF GAS, JUST CHILLIN,
GONE TO JAIL, BANGING THAT CORRECTIONAL SERVICE W****,
I'M DOING 8 YEARS AT THIS 8 MILE ROAD JAIL.
MICHAEL C.
AGE:15
GREENCASTLE, PA