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Posted by Jeff Johnson on June 25, 2003 at 02:54:30:

(stefanie introduces the song before she sings it - by saying - this is a song written for me by my favorite lover - really!)

sent my song to jewel
she said oh! you fool!

sent my song to dylan
said his dog didn't even like it!
and that he sure wasn't lyan

sent my song to ringo
sent my song to john
sent my song to yoko
and she said something like
nogo! nogo! nogo!

so I sent my song to god
and he gave me a wink
and then he gave me a nod

(chourus)
oh ya, he sent his song to god
and he gave him a wink
and then he gave him a nod!

sent my song to hollywood
sent my song to sundance
sent my song to badalamenti
he said he score it if he could

(chourus)
oh ya, he sent his song to badalementi
and he'd score it if he could!

well, I was start'in to think my song was really,
really good

and maybe, oh baby! that maybe it could!

(chourus)(sung by wild crazed black women or similiar)
and maybe, oh baby! that maybe it could!

sent my song to burt
he said he was doin a movie
and smokin a joint

he said he really couldn't think straight anymore
so what was the point!

(chourus)
burt said he couldn't think straight anymore
so what was the point!

so I sent my song to god again
and he gave me a grin

(chourus)
he sent his song to god again
and he gave him a grin!

so I thought about this girl
who sings in a band - (me! - stefanie points at herself)
and about how much I loved here
and if she'd give me her hand

(chourus)
and about how he loved her
and if she'd give him her hand!

so I sent her my song
and she cried for awhile

(chourus)
oh, how she cried!

but then she sat down with here guitar
and wrote the notes to this song

and the rest of the band really liked it
so they sang it throughout the land


(chourus)
the band really liked it
so they sang it throughout the land!

so stefanie(me!- she points at here self) hasn't decided if she'll
marry me or not

and I looked at the sky
and I looked at a cloud

(chourus)(the chourus points to the sky)
he looked at the sky
and he looked at a cloud!

and I thought I saw a face
and it gave me wink
and then it gave me grin

(chourus)
and it gave him a wink
and then it gave him a grin!

(stefanie and the rest of the band then give the audience a wink and then a big grin)





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